“Follow your bliss” - Joseph Campbell
Please, tell me a positive quote. short, ok? Thanks!
thanks red, happy new year and thanks for smexing up mah dash :)
I just had to bury Dubstep and Autotune in the backyard. I wonder who will replace them in 2012?
He said, “If I was gay, I’d marry you.”
“I’m just not attracted to men, but you’re beautiful.”
“Men in our culture should touch more.”
“People are so ignorant about gays.”
“I guess I’ll have to give you a blow-job now.”
“Rape me in my sleep!”
“Why don’t you wank me off or something?”
I did nothing, except smile and chuckle. He was on some medication and I’m not sure if he was legally capable of consenting in that state.
After insisting on staying the night, he walked in on me in the bath. I waited until he’d left to slip out and reach for a towel. He immediately turned the light on and commented on the size of my manhood.
I ordered him to leave but he begged and pleaded. He got down on his knees and cleaned the floor where he’d spilled some food, then the rest of the apartment. Eventually I let him sleep in my bed and put a spare duvet on the couch, where I napped until I heard him moving around the next morning.
I found him smoking in the kitchen, told him to leave again and went back to sleep in my own bed. Next thing I knew, he was snuggled close behind me and two of his fingers were touching the end of my throbbing member.
That’s as far as it went - no sex.